... that Matt said:

On watching his nephews:  "If you need a babysitter, we have Benadryl."

Trying to give me a compliment:  "Krissy's legs are like angelic stalks.  You know... If angels grew on plants."

Another attempt at a compliment:
Matt:  "My eyes have cavities from looking at you."
Me:
Matt:  "Cause you're so sweet."
Me:
Matt:  "I had to get a root canal in my eyes."
Me:
Matt:  "I had to have braces on my eyeballs."
Me:
Matt:  "I just got another cavity from looking at your face."
Me:  "Please stop."

Talking about The Wheel of Time series:  "I just got nerd chills thinking about another sword fight."

At our church softball game:  "And we alllll win when we play with integrity!"  *people laughing*  "INTEGRITY IS NOT A JOKE PEOPLE!!!!!"

While eating goat cheese:
Matt:  "This is so good I just want to chèvre it into my mouth!"
Me:
Matt:  "Get it honey?  Cause of the cheese??"

While lying on a blanket:  "This doesn't feel like a sheep at all.  This feels like rubbing my face on a not very fluffy goat."

On pigeons:  "It's a carrier pigeon.  It carries hepatitis."

On having goals:  "Someday, we'll buy a house.  But before that day, we'll buy a cotton candy machine.  PRIORITIES!!!!!"

At his nephew's baby blessing:  "When Marc held up the baby, I heard someone whisper, 'Aaaaaaaaah savenyaaaaaaaaaaa!' real quietly, like in Lion King!  It was me."

On eating my homemade Chinese cooking:  "'Hoisin' rhymes with 'poison' and I won't eat it."

Again on Hoisin Chicken:
Me: "We could have hoisin chicken for dinner."
Matt: "You KNOW how I feel about hoisin."
Me:
Matt: "Is that joke getting old?"

On being creepy:  "The trick to being creepy is perfecting the creepy voice.  And slow movements."

(creepy face)

I love my Matty!!!