... that I love visitors at work?

I love that Kar lives in Utah with me. But I LOVE that Georgia lives in Utah with me. And I LOOOOOVE when they both come visit me at work!

Seriously, this girl kills me. She runs to me with open arms every time she sees me and I melt! My favorite is when I put her down and she comes running back to me and claws at my legs until I pick her up again. I LOVE this girl!!! Just as they were getting ready to leave, a woman came into the office with a bag full of rubber duckies... what are the chances?? She gave us each one, but G was not happy until she had all of them.

Love this little goober!!! Oh, and her mom too :)

... that we love corn dogs?

Four of the Harrison kids have worked at Hot Dog on a Stick at some point in their lives. Which may seem like a lot, but in actuality it is only 1/3 of the kids... Anyway, they all love it. Like a lot. Like beg their brother in law to weld them a "stomper" so they can make the authentic HDOAS lemonade a lot. Woe unto the person who dares to dis a corn dog or fried cheese in the presence of a Harrison.

Matt found out that his old manager was opening up a new drive-thru location. So obviously, we had to go for lunch. Not only was it delicious, but I got to see this face:

Joy.

We love fried anything.

... that I still love my job?

I love my job. I feel very lucky to be able to say that honestly. I've been there for almost two years now and it has been great!

A few weeks ago was our work retreat that my boss puts on every year and that I basically manage. I help with the invites, planning, reservations, food, entertainment, gifts, and just making sure everything goes smoothly. And I also get to go, which is super awesome! It was the same as last year: dinner, presentations, casino night, raffle, and of course snowmobiling!

Daniel's Summit Resort

Mr. Cool

Matt wanted an "action shot" so he threw a snowball in the air. At himself. While the snowmobile was off.  -_-

Here's his REAL action shot. Daredevil.

And MY action shot. That's right, I'm standing on the snowmobile with one foot. While it's moving. I am hard core.

I love my work retreat!!

... that people do crazy things for love?

I forgot to mention that we went to another reptile expo in February. There aren't any pictures, because I forgot to take any. And let's be honest, nobody wants more pictures of another reptile expo. Once you've been to FOUR OR FIVE, they are ALL THE SAME. If it were up to me, I'd just as soon forget we went at all. I'm just glad I managed to drag Matt out of there without him buying anything. Although, he did buy our FIFTH snake just shortly after the expo, so my victory was short lived. Very short lived.

And that is what I do for love. You're welcome, Matt.

... that Matt said:

**DISCLAIMER: I sincerely apologize for any offense caused by the bathroom content in this post. Read at your own risk. Welcome to my life.

On quality entertainment: "It has Snoop Dogg in it. It must be good."

On eating healthy:
Matt: "It's good for you!"

Spencer: "Is sour cream good for you?"

Me: "No, it's not." 

Matt: "Mental health is important too!!!"

On eating Lucky Charms: "Candy for breakfast! We're in AMERICA!"

On eating pizza for breakfast and lunch: "At least I'm being healthy."

When I told him the sweater he was wearing was too small: "But honey, they hired me to be the office sexy attorney."

After having a small but painful bout of diarrhea: "It's probably from that Papa John's. I better eat another slice just to make sure though."

Leaving the door open while he goes to the bathroom: "I'll leave it open. Too much of a hassle. And in case I collapse, you can save me."

Going out to eat on our anniversary: "So, I get two burgers cause we've been married for two years, right?"

When he realized he owned Hot Rod: "I just went up in my own estimation."

Watching Newsies: "I think it was the dancing that ultimately won Pulitzer over."

On Matthew McConaughey: "He has a lot of muscle mass. People say, of The Matts, we have the closest body types."

On his healthy self image: "I'm a hulking man-beast with mighty thews."

On French words:

Me: "I watched the cooking channel today and learned how to make beignets."

Matt: "What's a beignet?"

Me: "A French don..."

Matt: "I think you mean a bidet."

On being rude:

Me: "Was that rude?"

Matt: "No... just a little... Blickenstaffy."
Me:

Matt: "That's what I'm gonna say from now on... Oh you're just being Blickenstaffy...."

On our pets:

Matt: "I think the perfect number of hog nosed snakes is six."
Me:
Matt: "Don't worry, I'll tell you why."
Me:
Matt: "You're acting like I'm not going to tell you why. Cause we can have one male and breed to lots of females. Unless you're worried about monogamy."
Me: "Yes, all our pets need to be monogamous."
Matt: "Oh, one of your hamsters was A MURDERER and you're worried about monogamy???"

Going to see 47 Ronin:

Matt: "Honey, are you so excited? I know it's Japanese culture, but..."
Me:
Matt: "Just a little joke?"

Buying the tickets for 47 Ronin:

Matt: "Two for 47 Ronin. (In his best Japanese accent) We aw only two, fo 47 Ronin!"
Me: *stifled laughter*
Cashier:
Matt: "You've probably heard that joke a million times."
Cashier:
Matt: "Just kidding, I'm a genius."

In the theater waiting for 47 Ronin:

Matt: "What should we cheer?"
Me:
Matt: "Do you want to make it up?"
Me:
Matt: "I thought you didn't cheer last time cause you weren't the one to make it up."
Me:
Matt: "Keanu! Keanu! Keanu!"
Me: "STOP."

When he ripped his pants at work:

When I got mad at him for taking this picture at our anniversary dinner:

"Honey, I wanted it to be an accurate portrayal of what the last two years have been like for you!"

I love my Matty!!!!!